Four days in the Catskills. Clay pigeons, cold rivers, and a trout or two.
Times will move. Someone will be late. David will pretend this page is still accurate.
Pick a day, follow the dots, and let someone else argue with the GPS.
Things David found while avoiding sleep. None of these are promises.
A deck, bride trivia, bingo, secret missions, trout splitting, and a weekend drink log because apparently just hanging out wasn't enough.
One actual rule: don't be a dick. Skip anything you want. The DD stays sober.
We made the website. We can ignore the website.
Any more and nobody remembers them anyway.
The best material does not need an Instagram Story.
Trivia unlocks . Save it for the trip.
Bingo unlocks . Save it for the trip.
Missions unlock . Save it for the trip.
Put the phone beside your glass, drink toward the fish, then mark where the beer actually landed.
Split the Trout unlocks . Save it for the trip.
Phone beside the pint
Each round moves the target and danger zone. The closer your finished beer line is to the trout, the more points you bank.
One tap when you finish one. It counts drinks, not alcohol strength, and water gets its own tally.
The drink log unlocks . Save it for the trip.
The things you will absolutely claim nobody told you about.
Nothing yet. A suspiciously clean start.
Every shared expense in trip order - what it was, who fronted it, and how many ways it split.
What the weekend has cost each guy, what he fronted, and where he stands.
Just for you - what you've personally spent, kept out of the group split and only visible to you (and the organizers).